Make money from celibacy or monogamy?

Yes, that’s right! The good people at www.cheatneutral.com will pay you to stay faithful to your spouse or to stay faithfully celibate. The basic idea is tis: there are many people in the world who cheat on their partners. They can’t help it. It’s just how they are. However, just like the rest of us, they feel and give out guilt and pain when they cheat. Now, those unfaithful people can offset the guilt and heartache they are adding to the world by financially supporting groups and individuals who pledge to stay faithful.

This is where we come in. We can sign up to be these faithful few who, by not adding any more guilt or heartache to the world by cheating, offset those who do. The website is full of stories of unfaithful couples who have stayed together because their guilt is being offset. It really is that simple. All you have to do is sign up at www.cheatneutral.com.

A closer look – see the ‘about’ page’ shows that this website is arguing the futility of carbon offsetting – the procedure where companies who pollute pay the ones who don’t, thus averaging everything out, and reducing global warming. In reality this just means the big companies with the big profits will continue to pollute…

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